Tuesday, November 1, 2011

REI 4-Season

Yo, bro, sup?

Yeah brother, they're good people. 

Oh you know, shoot, they snagged me used from REI.  The lame-o's that returned me claimed I wasn't "breathable."  What's that about?  You see lungs here?  A diaphragm?  Seriously bro, I'm a tent... with vents.  It seems obvious to me they were just some gear-junkies and cheesing on REI's return policy.  They probably re-upped on some overpriced MSR monstrosity or something.  But, you know, Tara and Patrick, they saw how fresh I was.

Well no, I haven't got the experience that Quest has.  My goodness, that chick is a stud.  But someday I hope to be there.  Heck, even better!  But, they've used me a handful of times... Yellowstone... the Oregon coast... I held out that Northwest rain no problem.  I know, it's pretty basic stuff really, but man, I'm am stoked for Patagonia!  I'm gonna rock that thing!  I'm hungry and I'll prove my worth.  I've heard rumors that I might "lack interior space," but big things come in small packages, baby!  Ain't that right?  Yeah!

Hey, where you going?  Yeah, OK, I'll talk to you later!

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